Cheney Gets a Demotion
Dilemma: Like millions of Americans, you think it's high time church and state stopped living in sin and got married, but unfortunately, you haven't found the right refrigerator magnet to express your views. You'd like a design that is emphatically pro-Bush, but also suggestive of the football Vince McMahon will create whenever he decides to launch an extreme, faith-based sports league. Well, fret no more, friend. Your prayers have been answered. Meanwhile, based on the magnet's design, we're not sure who's calling the shots in this alliance, Bush or God, but one thing seems clear: Cheney is now #3.— GREG BEATO
For Love of God and Country [Bushfish.org]