Cheney Having Heart Surgery Tomorrow, Bush Will Briefly Be 'President'
Last Saturday doctors performed surgery on George Bush's asshole, and this Saturday they'll do it again! But this time, it's the other asshole, Dick Cheney. They are going to take apart his robotic pig heart and replace the core reactor.
That's the Friday News Fun from the White House this afternoon. The procedure is just the latest of so very many operations for Cheney, who has already racked up "four heart attacks, quadruple bypass surgery, two artery-clearing angioplasties and an operation to implant the defibrillator."
During Bush's time as "president" tomorrow morning, he is expected to play with his dogs and maybe work on his fort in the back yard.