Cheney Pool Report Orgy Revealed to Be Usual Circle Jerk Session

So what the hell happened in Tokyo this morning? Some of your ideas:


* "Cheney's staffer broke down and started telling the truth."

* Cheney admitting to murder.

* "The pool finally joined in on the baby-eating, obvs."

Unfortunately, the "official" was probably just Cheney himself and the "unreportable" bit was probably just Silva capitulating to the usual off-the-record bullshit. Sorry to disappoint!

More Insight Into "Unreportable" [FishbowlDC]

Earlier: White House Press Corps/VPOTUS Orgy Alluded to in Pool Report

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