Mary Cheney's baby will be a boy, according to the Vice President himself.
A tipster of completely unknown reliability writes:
You didn't hear it from me, but a pretty good source tells me that Rosemary Cheney's baby will be named Sam. After his Uncle, presumably.
Ok, that's all well and good, but... Sam Cheney? What a bland name! No, we have it on good authority that the Veep's future grandson will be named Richard, as he is actually the successful result of a terrifying Boys From Brazil-esque cloning project. He will be Dick Cheney in every way but one: he shall be even more powerful. Mary Cheney was merely a convenient host for the Vice President's terrifying embryonic double.
Dick II is due next month, and Mary is expected to deliver in a bush somewhere near the White House.
Reliable Source [WP]