Cheney's Perp-Waddle

It's Fitzmas in October! Mr. Wonkette woke us at six ayem today just to let us know that Dick Cheney was Scooter Libby's source for Valerie Plame's identity! Because that is how we roll. Specifically, we rolled over and back to sleep but now we're excited all over again. The investigation discovered Cheney's involvement because Scooter took notes on the meeting. Cheney! Involved! Will he be indicted? Who cares? Did he break a law? Surely not a very important one. The thing to remember here is that no one should ever let Scooter near pen and paper ever again.


RELATED: Someone needs a new mug shot. And we mean "mug shot" generically. For now.

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