May 30, 2007 01:31 PM
Cheney's Tomb of the Unknown Lobbyist
We will never, ever learn how many missing persons are actually buried deep below the Naval Observatory, or perhaps still locked in its dungeon, kept barely alive and in constant pain, partly for organ-harvesting, and partly for mere sport.
That's right: the Secret Service will not be releasing visitor logs from Cheney's house.
Lawyer: Cheney visitor logs not recorded [AP via SeattlePI]