Cherry Blossom Pictures, Because You Live Here and Didn't Bother to Go

Spring in DC means two things: Dennis Hastert's annual oil change and a buncha white shit on some trees!

To celebrate the latter of those, the city throws a big festival down on the Mall where a bunch of tourists show up and watch people fly kites and try to hide their flasks from the cops. Last Saturday was the first day of the Cherry Blossom festival, and we sent Liz Gorman, Intrepid Girl Reporter, to document it.

So -- exciting pictures of kites! And kids! And, yes, trees with white shit all over 'em! Are all available right here!

Cherry Blossom Festival Gallery


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