A gentle reminder that if WE HAVE TO DRIVE THROUGH A BLIZZARD FROM IOWA TO COME AND BUY YOU BEERS IN CHICAGO, YOU CAN DAMN WELL MAKE IT FROM THE NORTH SIDE TO WHEREVER.


Ahem.

Let's have us some copy and paste from yesterday (an exciting drug raid post, which you should read), shall we? WE SHALL!

On Wednesday, from 5 to 8 p.m., we’ll see Wonkers at Reggie’s in Chicago. On Thursday, 4 to 7 p.m., we’ll see Wonkers at St. Cece’s in Detroit. Then we’ll head to Manchester, New Hampshire, and maybe Boston, and definitely New York City and DC and looks like Richmond, Virginia too! We’ll go to South Carolina, wherever Trump is having his victory party, and we’ll go to Memphis, and Oklahoma City. Come see us in those places, or somewhere in between.

Check twitter.com hashtag #wonkebago for baby pictures and more. Send love gifts to us at rebecca@wonkette.com at the old paypal. Buy a Bernie shirt here so we’ve got a little extra gas money cushion. (If you buy a cup, we’re not gonna send it to you for like five weeks, till we get home. But just think how fun it would be to get it when you least expect it! DO BUY A CUP!) And fuck it, buy yourself a Wonkette Game Of US America Elections: The Game (we’re about halfway kickstartered, don’t leave us hanging!) and maybe someday we’ll play it together, if’n you bring the Colorado Treats.

OK cool. Here, have a baby.

THAT IS NOT HOW YOU RIDE IN A CAR SEAT, BABY.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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