HA ha ha, Chicago, MADISON got naked Daryl Hannah, and you get this DUMB SONG! Chicago, we will see you tonight at wineHouse, 3164 N. Broadway, 7:30-9:30 p.m.! We are bringing in catering from Brazilian Bowl (on us) and you are buying your own wine tasting ticket for $25 (on you). If you are le broke, please email me at rebecca at wonkette dot com and say I WANT TO COME! The Wonkette Nation sent lots of money for you to join us, don't be shy!

Here, have some shitty blurry pictures from our incredible Madison house party last night!


Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Sun., March 18, 2-5 p.m. Callyson says we should go to Pennsylvania Brewing Company, 800 Vinial Street, Pittsburgh. We'll be in the restaurant I guess, I don't know, they're not open till 11 a.m. for me to call them.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, Tues., March 20. Unknown at press time!

Brooklyn, NY. Join us at your comrade Erin’s restaurant Grindhaus in the Red Hook neighborhood! Again, appetizers on me, drinks out of your own wallet. Thurs., March 22, I think maybe 7 p.m.

Washington DC! We’re buying you pizza somewhere Fri., March 23, to carbo load for the Teens March for Our Lives, then meeting you somewhere else Saturday morning!

Baltimore, Maryland! Holy Frijole, Sun., March 25, 4-7 p.m.

Morgantown, West Virginia! Let us wipe off the coal dust and kiss you on your FED UP faces! Mon., March 26. And then …

Lexington, Kentucky!


Looks like Kansas City!

And then Denver!

Possibly Wyoming? If you live in Wyoming, email me, like "I live in Wyoming." And then to home!

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On Saturday, Glenn Greenwald saw a story in the New York Times about how the US is mucking around in Russia's power grid in a show of power:

In interviews over the past three months, [current and former US] officials described the previously unreported deployment of American computer code inside Russia's grid and other targets as a classified companion to more publicly discussed action directed at Moscow's disinformation and hacking units around the 2018 midterm elections.

So Glenn Greenwald, being a total Glenn Greenwald, used that moment to defend his president, Donald J. Trump, because OMG it is just crazy that the liberals and the Deep State and the Rachel Maddow think Trump is some kind of puppet of Vladimir Putin, just because he constantly acts like a puppet of Vladimir Putin.

HAW HAW, LIBS OWNED! Isn't Donald Trump always saying nobody's tougher on Russia than he is? Glenn Greenwald agrees that nobody is tougher on Russia than Donald Trump, because Donald Trump says so.

As Aaron Rupar from Vox points out, this tweet from Donald Trump arrived just about eight hours later ...

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