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China Didn't Want Those Dumb American Jobs Anyway

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Your morning news: this time with a main dish of weird news that Americans have finally begun stealing jobs back from China, a side of old news (yeah, yeah, Bush is annoying) and a dessert of future news (everyone's going to be on Facebook soon!).

  • America is actually stealing jobs from China. Someone explain this "job stealing" concept right now -- does it work on jobs that famous people have? Can you steal Kanye West's job? Asking for a friend. [The Atlantic]
  • Former president Bush is the most unpopular living president. Actually, according to the numbers, a majority of Americans dislike him. It's likely all the kids who grew up and looked at their families and said, "Really? This guy? Twice?!" [Huffington Post]
  • Romney's job would be super easy if he gets elected, considering how much Obama's done for him already. But then, Romney's made Obama's job of reelecting himself so much easier considering Obama is no longer the most elitist one in the room. [The Daily Beast]
  • Most of the world will have high-speed internet in 2017. Pretty sure this means that everyone will be watching Mad Men at that point. At the same time. [Mashable]
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Roger Stone, you got some 'splainin' to do, Mister! Remember all those times Stone swore on his Nixon tattoo that he never had any contact with Russians, wasn't a campaign surrogate, and wasn't tipped off to stolen DNC emails in advance? Like that time he told the Washington Post:

"I've never been to Russia. I didn't talk to anybody who was identifiably Russian during the two-year run-up to this campaign," he said. "I very definitely can't think of anybody who might have been a Russian without my knowledge. It's a canard."

Stone told the House Intelligence Committee the same thing last September, but, LOL FUNNY STORY! Seems that Stone just plum forgot about that time in May, 2016 when Trump communications advisor Michael Caputo asked him to meet with Henry Greenberg, "a man with a Make America Great Again hat and a viscous Russian accent." The Washington Post reports, Greenberg was offering sexxxxy Russian dirts on Hillary Clinton, which Stone and Caputo were only too happy to grab by the pussy. But they just couldn't get there!

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Congressman Beto O'Rourke, who hopes to replace Ted Cruz in the US Senate this fall, is one of several Texas and El Paso leaders participating in a march to the just-opened tent city at the US/Mexico border in Tornillo, Texas, where children have already been imprisoned "placed."

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