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Chris Matthews Thinks a Barack Win in Iowa Could Solve Every Problem Ever


On today's edition of MSNBC's Morning Joe program, Chris Matthews offered his take on what an Obama win in Iowa would mean -- for both the election and the saga of humankind's importance in the universe. Watch the clip, folks, because his says the following words with complete sincerity:




"The biggest American political story in modern times if Obama wins the Iowa caucuses. It'll be all over the world, it will sweep the headlines of every newspaper in the world, friend, foe or neutral. It will be the Third World story of the century, the last century, the biggest story of modern Third World history really, if Obama wins the American presidential caucus in Iowa."

Wow, thanks Chris, I've really underestimated the importance of the Iowa caucuses! I'd always considered, like, genocides in Rwanda and Sudan, devastating tsunamis, post-colonial wars, the end of apartheid, AIDS in Africa and some other stuff (general starvation/political oppression etc etc) as the biggest modern Third World stories. STUPID ME, I forgot that the Third World never misses a beat of Iowa caucus coverage while enjoying its morning rape-and-pillage.

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And now for some very serious TUT TUTTING! It's time again for Republicans to make sad words about President Treason McTraitorpants selling out the country. This time they are seriously concerned, nay even deeply troubled, that Donald Trump would stand next to Vladimir Putin and pretend the Russians didn't hack the 2016 election. These patriotic Republicans are shocked, SHOCKED! Well, not, like, upset enough to do anything about it -- not with a fascist carpooler to jam into the Supreme Court. But they've got tweets, so it's all good!

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Republicans are in a pickle. Midterms are coming up and the party in the White House usually loses seats in those elections. It doesn't help their chances that their guy Donald Trump frolics through fields holding hands with self-made Russian dictator and coincidental poisoner Vladimir Putin, who our own justice department believes attacked our mostly free elections and our true national monument, the Internet.

If you're as old as I am, you'll recall that back in the 1980s, the whole Republican brand involved not trusting the Ruskies, and they were especially disappointed when Kevin Costner turned out to be one in No Way Out. Now, the current Republican president is talking like some kind of crazy commie lib, bashing the FBI and giving the benefit of the doubt to a former KGB agent. During an interview Sunday where he wore a hat with "USA" in big letters on it, presumably so someone could easily return him if he got lost on the field trip, Trump went so far as to call the European Union a "foe" of his country, which if you believe his hat is supposedly the United States not Russia.

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