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Christine O'Donnell Amazon Page Mostly Dildos and Witchcraft Books

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What is this Internet Magick right here? The little Internet djinn are good-humored today and casting spells on Christine O'Donnell'sAmazon related products page for everyone's amusement. This is apparently referred to as an "Amazon bomb," but that just feels so military industrial. How about an "Amazon sorcery orgasm" or something a little less war-like and a little more, "we enjoyed that, thank you." Is this possibly connected to the upcoming Christine O'Donnell's audio book going on sale next week?


There is no other ostensible reason than to taunt Christine O'Donnell at this late stage of her pathetic career in attention-seeking, so sure, it's probably that.

Uh, let's see, here is a random excerpt from this eternal travesty:

All this fuss and bother over a blind date when I was a teenager, for goodness’ sake! It was all very innocent, and very weird, and nothing more. This guy shared some of his views with me, and that was pretty much that. I saw him a few times after that, and I did a bit of reading on paganism, because it was a time in my life when I was searching for my own footing, but I never signed on to this guy’s beliefs. I was curious, that’s all.

It is the The Catcher in the Rye for our time. [Amazon via Teagan Goddard]

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Cripes the News has been awful lately! And so Yr Editrix suggested we find some good, positive news. Especially after we pitched writing a Wonket about this Mother Jones story on how global warming may be killing the whales, even though Donald Trump knows their prince. (Reply: "Nope. FOR SURE NOT THAT.") And so, as a reminder that a gooder world is possible and apropos of nothing at all that definitely didn't set your Editrix off on Twitter, where she has been stewing and bitching most shrillfully about the 2016 election and the 2020 election and any terrible similarities thereof and thereupon and therefore and thereto, we present a collection of videos of Elizabeth Warren yelling at big banks and calling for them to be broken up and their criminal operators to go to jail. Puppies and kittens will only get you so far, after all.

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