Your favorite disappearing Delaware meatball wiccan has reappeared on the television and the YouTube! Turns out she's running for Senate or something? And now she's tan, ready and rested -- which means she's ready to talk about the important issues facing America. For instance: "I'm not a witch. I'm nothing you've heard." Oh boy. Also: "I'm you." You'reus?

So this is all some terrifying dream where we're watching ourselves run for Delaware Senate, and we are also college sleazebags/41-year-old virgins/witches/meatball lovers/creationists?

If Christine is us then who are we? Oh god. [New York Times]