Christine O'Donnell Comes Out of Hiding, Claims To Be 'You'
Your favorite disappearing Delaware meatball wiccan has reappeared on the television and the YouTube! Turns out she's running for Senate or something? And now she's tan, ready and rested -- which means she's ready to talk about the important issues facing America. For instance: "I'm not a witch. I'm nothing you've heard." Oh boy. Also: "I'm you." You'reus?
So this is all some terrifying dream where we're watching ourselves run for Delaware Senate, and we are also college sleazebags/41-year-old virgins/witches/meatball lovers/creationists?
If Christine is us then who are we? Oh god. [New York Times]