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Christmas Comes Early For Sarah Palin's Grifty Thing

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Merry FEC Report Day and tidings of joy to you and yours, Wonkvilleins! It is indeed a season of goodwill and thieving, for now we get tidings that, once again, SarahPAC, the long-con from our favoritest snowqueen, has stuck its hand in your cookie jar and spent all the resulting cookies on "shipping and handling" and "speech writing" and "consultants." Sadly, SarahPAC's haul has been halved from this time last year, but she still has had a goodly chunk of love to shower upon "travel agents," so let us all gather round and sing hosannas to the woman who has kept the world's last "travel agent" alive so the species does not go extinct.


Let us sigh in wonderment at her first half of 2013 expenses, together!

First, there is ever so many muneez for "North Star Strategies," which teaches "leadership effectiveness," as if our Sarah is not imbued with it already from the soles of her fuck me pumps to the crown of her Bump-It. Update: Our apologies -- this website promising leadership effectiveness is for a different North Star Strategies (one with a space) than the NorthStar Strategies run by Jason Recher, who gets $7500 per month from Sarah Palin, so clearly does not need a web site to attract further clients.

Then there is ever so many muneez for "Grey Strategies," in Naples, Florida, for which we cannot find any listing at least in the first three pages of Google (there is one in Ohio), but we are super sure it exists.

Then there is a fuckton of muneez for this lady.

Then there is ever so much airfare, as if Sarah Palin does not already charge someone else the "airfare" when she deigns to sip her Big Gulp at them.

And there is ever so much for "speechwriting," because FUCKIN A SHE IS ACTUALLY PAYING SOMEONE TO WRITE THE GROOK THAT COMES OUT OF HER MOUTH.

All in all, of the $496,505 and 68 cents SarahPAC spent in the first six months of 2013, $5,000 went to a candidate.

Nice work, etc., etc., now let's all go die.

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