Chuck Norris Can Get A Man Pregnant

norris.jpgIn this week's Huckabee ad we learned a few things about Chuck Norris. For example, we learned that he doesn't have a chin under his beard, but rather another fist. We also learned he can move the earth when he does push-ups. But that was just the tip of the iceberg. According to Page Six, The Truth About Chuck Norris hits bookstores next week and is loaded with Norris Nuggets. Oh yes, Christmas comes early this year!


Among the Norris Nuggets:

  • A cobra once bit Chuck Norris on the leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

  • Chuck Norris can impregnate women with only a glance. He can also do this to men.

  • When Chuck Norris breaks wind, it stays broken.

Norris Nuggets [NYP]

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