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Oh, sure, we've called several ads weird, or even the weirdest. We thought maybe we'd seen all the weird that could be seen when Minneapolis mayoral candidate Jeff Wagner walked out of a lake holding a coffee cup last year, but this thing we are about to unleash on you poor Wonkers... well, it just blows Jeff Wagner out of the water.

Behold: Here is Cliven "I know something about the negro" Bundy in an ad for (and with) super-long-shot Nevada congressional candidate Kamau Bakari -- he's an electrician who wants to "repeal every word of Obamacare" and abolish the IRS, among other charming qualities -- in which they both talk about how they can't stand political correctness or all the whining from black people who think Whitey owes them something. Cliven acknowledges that black people have had some hard times, sure, with the slavery and everything, and Bakari assures him that he's not a racist, just a strong white man who isn't afraid to tell it like it is.

And then they challenge Attorney General Eric Holder to come to Nevada to meet them for an honest conversation about race. And Jesus, who knows, since they're already in Las Vegas, maybe they'll follow that with shooting up some adrenochrome taken directly from a live Oath Keeper's adrenal gland -- it's no good if you get it out of a corpse.

Watch, and prepare to have your mind blown:

We can hardly wait for the remixes.

[Mediaite]

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How do you do, fellow libs? We come together tonight to cheer and clap and cry and laugh, with our leader, Elizabeth Warren, and her fellow nice people Jay Inslee (the gold standard in climate action), Beto O'Rourke (excellent on being a good ally mostly), Cory Booker (best corny love hippie but also Wall Street, it's weird), Julian Castro (I don't know, people are super into him despite his creepy twinness and his too much pomade), Amy Klobuchar (bad bitch), Bill de Blasio ( ... ), John Delaney (???), and Tim Ryan and Tulsi Gabbard.

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We know, the thing we said in our headline is a thing you can say every day, but it's really intense today, maybe because Donald Trump is now filled with fear of the inescapable reality that millions of Americans who have not read the Mueller Report are going to see Robert Mueller testify on live TV on July 17, and Donald Trump will be exposed. Maybe the Big Mac vending machine next to his golden toilet is on the fritz and he hasn't had gotten to eat a Big Mac on the poop chair since last night. Maybe he's just a weak and sad person, a collection of shithole cells God meant to throw in the garbage, but accidentally implanted in Mary Trump's turkey incubator. We imagine that'd lead to a pretty constant state of anxiety and ennui.

Whatever it is, he's totally fucked right now. We were going to write a nice post about Trump's batshit interview on Fox Business with Maria Bartiromo, but we were busy, and by the time we got to it, he had performed so many batshit feats that we're just going to stick them all in this one post.

Let's start with the fight he's trying to wage with US soccer star Megan Rapinoe, who in a now-viral video stated that she has no fuckin' interest in going to the White House to meet that idiot. He got into a quarrel with her on Twitter ... or at least with a Twitter account that didn't belong to her. It's now been replaced, in order that the adult president may shit-tweet at the soccer superstar who hurt his feelings, but Splinter grabbed the original:

The rant continued:

Right. And Megan Rapinoe just said win or lose, she has no interest in meeting your crusty ass, because no decent American would consider that an honor.

Besides, she has already been to the White House to meet a legitimately elected president:

By the by, the owner of the incorrect Megan Rapinoe account saw Trump's whining and told him to grow a dick and set it on fire:

Ya burnt!

But as we said, it was a whole day of batshit from Trump, so let's continue.

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