CNN.com Now Run By Pre-Schoolers

Hooray for dumb-ass Chinese bears that should be extinct! - Wonkette

Hooray for Take Your Child To Work and Let Them Edit CNN.com Day. Also, it's a story we made fun of two weeks ago. As Susan B. Anthony said, America will not be free until the last congressman is strangled with the entrails of the last panda.


CNN.com catches baby-panda fever [Ryan Sager]

Baby Pandas! Baby Pandas! Baby Pandas! [CNN]

Earlier: Down With Butterstick: Japanese Panda Has Twins

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