CO-ED Magazine Has Romney Veep Scoop!
Guess who will for sure be John McCain's pretend vice president until November 4? Creepy businessman Mitt Romney, that's who! According to a Super Exclusive and Very Weird Sentence by CO-ED Magazine, which is actually a website full of hot young girls who are more than half naked: "Sen. John McCain will choose businessman and former Massachusetts Governor, Mitt Romney as Vice President, in his bid for the White House this November, a source closely connected with the McCain campaign, who asked to remain anonymous, told us earlier this afternoon."
Whoever the star-bellied sneetch, there is a certain obvious logic to why Walnuts McCain would pick the Mittens: Romney has a gazillion alien dollars.
And now that the Great Indian Hope has gone down in exorcist flames, and Mike Huckabee is a lunatic who thinks it is funny to scare the black people with shotguns, there's really no other choice for McCain's losing team than orange-skinned dog-torturing Scientology-loving Frenchman Mitt Romney.
Follow The Money: McCain to Pick Mitt Romney As Running Mate [CO-ED Magazine]