Colbert Polling Well Among Retarded College Students

...why?The latest Rasmussen Reports surveyed how presidential candidate Stephen Colbert (D/R/I-SC) stacks up against other top candidates in menage-a-trois electoral scenarios. His South Carolina run has been the subject of much press speculation, and poor children still do not have health coverage.

In a three-way scenario with Hillary Clinton and Rudy Giuliani, where Colbert would be adding the third penis as an independent, Clinton polled at 45%, 9/11 at 35% and Colbert at 13%. Substitute Fred Thompson for Giuliani and it's Clinton at 46%, Thompson at 34% and Colbert at 12%.

Oh God. It's only really dawning on me now that Rudy Giuliani or Fred Thompson could be the next president. Oh God. Hillary Clinton could also be the next president. How about this Tanzanian guy, whatsisname, Obama? He any good?

Comedian Colbert Reaches Double Digits As Third-Party Candidate [Rasmussen Reports]


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