Colin Powell Admits to Totally Asking For It Dressed Like That

colinpowell.jpgColin Powell starts the book PR blitz way in advance:


That's his privilege as Vice President. He was tough, demanding, and when he thought I was out of line, he snapped my garters. I guess that's not a politically correct thing to say. But when he thought I was out of line he would pull me up short. But guess what? He was my boss!

Let's hope his thrilling tale of forbidden love in the Bush inner-circle sells better than Mary's. Though we're not getting our hopes up. 'Cause, ew.

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