Colorado Legalizes Civil Unions, Moves To Desegregate Drinking Fountains Next


Congratulations, Colorado! It is the year of our lord 2013, and you have just now decided to let gay people formalize their relationships even though they put their mouths on men's wangs and/or ladies' muffins whenthey themselves have wangs or muffins. We would be bitchier about this, but Talking Points Memo assures us that in fact only 18 out of 51 jurisdictions (counting the District of Columbia) have seen fit to not treat homosexuals like human garbage when someone's in the hospital or wants the "special rights" that is not getting punched in the junk when they try to open a joint checking account.

So yay, Colorado, we guess. Congratulations on no longer being Georgia, or Ohio Governor John Kasich, who flirted briefly with not being against civil unions until his spokesman reminded him he was a Republican, gays put their mouths on wangs, and his support was no longer operative.


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