Colorado Supreme Court Tells Gay-Hatin' Baker To Go Choke On Some Cake Batter

Probably what this dude's cakes look like.

Dig a fresh grave, y'all, we gots another Christian martyr to bury:

The Colorado Supreme Court will not hear the case of a cake shop owner who refused to make wedding cakes for same-sex couples.

That means the appellate court ruling that Masterpiece Cakeshop violated Colorado’s anti-discrimination law and must change its policy stands.

Back in 2012, a same-sex couple, David Mullins and Charlie Craig, went to Masterpiece Cakeshop on South Wadsworth Boulevard, with Craig’s mother, to order a cake for their upcoming wedding reception.

However, owner Jack Phillips told them, because of his religious beliefs, he didn’t sell wedding cakes to same-sex couples.

Poor baby.

[wonkbar]<a href=""></a>[/wonkbar]We've told you about this guy before, back when the appeals court told him not to let the door hit him where the Good Lord split him. The lower court's reasoning was that his argument about how he's not discriminating based on sexuality, because he makes cakes for buttfuckers all the time, just not when they're GETTING MARRIED, was bullshit. Indeed, that court wrote that a "tax on yarmulkes is a tax on Jews," and said it is the same for gaywads who gay-marry.

Of course, this whiny pathetic wingnut man and his whiny pathetic wingnut lawyers from the Alliance Defending Freedom (ADF) are not giving up, and they might even want to take this all the way to the Supreme Court so they can lose there too! Here, let lawyer Jeremy Tedesco explain:

Jack, who has happily served people of all backgrounds for years, simply exercised the long-cherished American freedom to decline to use his artistic talents to promote a message and event with which he disagrees, and that freedom shouldn’t be placed in jeopardy for anyone.

Um, actually, refusing to serve minority populations you don't like is not a "long-cherished American freedom," unless you're still pining for the days of separate lunch counters and water fountains. And before wingnuts say that's not the same, please go fuck yourselves, because it is.

And we really think that America's gay-hatin' cake bakers and florists need to pipe their gnarly-ass throats down about their "artistic talents," because though we are WELL AWARE there is artistry involved in their jobs, it's not like they're fucking Matisse or something. There is no such thing as the "Prince of gay-hatin' cake bakers," where all the wingnut Christians will hold vigils and place flowers at their houses when they die, because holy shit, their contributions to frosting design cannot be overstated, and will they ever see cake art like that again?

The point is these people need to STFU and go lick an electric cake mixer for a bunch of reasons.

[ABC Denver viaThe New Civil Rights Movement]

Evan Hurst

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