If you're busy lamenting how you will never win a billion dollars now because your March Madness bracket went to hell, come commiserate with us over at Happy Nice Time. (Seriously, Duke is out? Seriously???) When you're done bawling over sportsball, Kaleb Horton has a lovely piece on the grim unvarnished beauty of dying small towns as viewed through police reports. And of course, we always always always have sideboob.