Come Look At All The Pretty Pictures You Guys Sent Us From Your Women's Marches Yesterday!
WOW! We asked you to send us pictures from your respective marches yesterday -- and boy did you all deliver! You sent us so many good pictures from all over the country!, in fact, that I decided that a whole nother post was necessary -- because if we put them all in the post from yesterday, it would be at least a mile long before you made it to our comments section (which we don't have because we do not allow comments).
Let's check them out, shall we?
From David at the Seattle March, who estimates that at least 5.37 billion were in attendance! That definitely seems true! YAY SEATTLE!
From Alexandra at the Chicago March!
Roz in Austin sends us this swell "He Doesn't Even Have A Dog" sign. Which is a fair point! He does not! Although honestly I think that is for the best. I like dogs.
Susan in Portland sends us this VERY RELATABLE sign.
And this very appropriate bible quote sign.
Michelle from San Diego reports that turnout was great and even their female Chief of Police showed up!
Jennifer and a friend attended the DC March in these VERY STYLISH Wonkette hats! Get some here!
Lisa in Sonoma, California, made this very wonky sign with the help of a few glasses the traditional wine of that region.
Meredith in Fresno -- which she reminds us is RED country -- sends us this awesome pic. It's a family affair!
Cynthia in Atlanta sends us this pic from their Power to The Polls rally, which featured SAMANTHA MICELLI, aka PHOEBE HALLIWELL aka Alyssa Milano as a speaker!
Tracy in Nashville sent this one in! I am very much enjoying the combo of the "Jesus Saves" and "Send Nudes" posters.
Mindi from the LA March sends this adorable pic -- she wrote and made the sign herself! Good girl!
Suzanne who attended the Philly march sent us these, one of which is an adorable dog.
And last but definitely not least, here are some glorious signs that my friend, AV Club Editor Katie Rife (read all of her things and follow her on Twitter because she is the best and we are your #squadgoals), texted me while I was all alone typing in my apartment and listening to Claudine Clark's Party Lights on repeat.
For all of you going today, have a great and cathartic time protesting Orange Hitler. May your signs be clever and your weather be tolerable. For those of you who aren't -- this is your OPEN THREAD! For everyone collectively, please remember that Wonkette is fully funded by readers like you, and that you can tip us here!
Robyn Pennacchia is a brilliant, fabulously talented and visually stunning angel of a human being, who shrugged off what she is pretty sure would have been a Tony Award-winning career in musical theater in order to write about stuff on the internet. In addition to her work at Wonkette, she also has a biweekly column at Dame. Follow her on Twitter at @RobynElyse