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Come On, Democrats, Fox News Fans Really Want To Watch C-SPAN All Day

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Well we're a democracy, folks, and it's pretty (if not quite scientifically) clear what the people -- erudite Fox News website readers, all of them -- want. They want to watch some fuckin'conference comittee negotiatrix dealy-do humdingers on the C-SPAN, whatever channel that is. (Is that what Spike TV becomes after 2 a.m.?) And they want to watch all of them, all of the bill talkie-talks, that is. Give Fox News fans their C-SPAN access, and they'll watch those clerks tediously edit adverbs in incomprehensible legislative language for at least 14 full seconds before throwing each other's feces against the wall and ripping out their hair in search of gold. [Fox News]

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