Coming Soon to a Table Top Near You: John Ellis Bush

Runs In The FamilyJohn Ellis Bush, 21, son of Jeb, nephew of George and close-falling apple was arrested in Austin early Friday for -- wait for it.... wait for it.... -- public intoxication. Oh, and resisting arrest. According to reports, young John was "a danger to himself." Just wait a few election cycles and he'll be a danger to the country. Unfortunately, you can't arrest anyone for that.

[AP Photo/Austin Police Department]

Gov. Bush's son charged with public intoxication [Miami Herald]

P.S. The old-timey convict outfit is really cute. He came prepared!


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