Coming Soon to a Table Top Near You: John Ellis Bush
John Ellis Bush, 21, son of Jeb, nephew of George and close-falling apple was arrested in Austin early Friday for -- wait for it.... wait for it.... -- public intoxication. Oh, and resisting arrest. According to reports, young John was "a danger to himself." Just wait a few election cycles and he'll be a danger to the country. Unfortunately, you can't arrest anyone for that.
Gov. Bush's son charged with public intoxication [Miami Herald]
P.S. The old-timey convict outfit is really cute. He came prepared!