Comrade! Kiss Your Wife And Tell Her You Love Her, It Is Time To #WAR On This Mediaite Poll


Mediaite's Tommy Christopher has a wee little crush on me, your Editrix, this is just Science Fact. But that crush has led to something useful today, and that is his nomination fora poll of "best" "media" "stuff" of "the year" "2013." And who is up for "greatest typer in the Republic and also the known universe"? Come on, stop being slow.

We haven't had a good #WAR in a while; WeaselZippers are really beneath us, and Betsy Rothstein's column at the Daily Caller is just Sad. So let's bombard this poll with mortars and bullets and drones ... OF LOVE!

Let's show the other "nominees," Arthur Sullivan and Linda Wiest, what a real winner looks like, and that is me. A winner looks like me. (Also, just FYI, that picture of me at Mediaite is really old. I'm super way foxier now, because 40 is the new fuck yeah.)


Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.


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