Condicise -- End of the Line
Today: CONDI STRETCHES ON PLANES
RICE: You'd be surprised how many places around the world now have gyms, or exercise machines.
CONDOLEEZZA'S BIGGEST PROBLEM: DOESN'T LIKE WATER
This installment just depressed us. We're glad Condicise has drawn to a close. There's only like 13 seconds of working out in this one, even. Was Condi's famous 4:30 AM workout not long enough to fill up three days worth of short segments?
Inspiring moment: The most important thing the most powerful woman in the world can express to you is that everyone -- everyone -- can make time for exercise in their busy schedules. Even 15 minutes can help clear your mind and allow you to temporarily forget the fact that you're lonely, unmarried, and sexually frustrated.
Can we start on Shopping With Michael Chertoff next? Guy's a snappy dresser, we want a three-part series of him trying on suits.