Condoleezza Rice Changes Mind, Would Like To Be Vice President Now


Haha, hey, remember this? It was the day after the 2008 election, and Condoleezza Rice was crying and smiling at the same time, like a crazy person, about the wondrous miracle that had occurred with Barack Hussein Obama being elected president of these United States. Now? Dr. Rice, it would seem, has had herself a little change of heart. Who understands America's place in this world, Condi? Is it Nobama? No. It is not Nobama, because he is a lamer who apologizes for Amercia.

“If America is going to rebuild its strength at home, rebuild its sense of who we are, it needs a leader that also understands how really exceptional the United States of America is, and is not afraid to lead on the basis of that exceptionalism,” Rice told about 300 donors. “The only thing that people dislike more than unilateral American leadership is no American leadership at all.”

Yes, Condi Rice has endorsed Mitt Romney. Mittens, tell all your Pawlentys and your ... other ones? ... anyway, all those whitebread dudes that it is time for them to fuck off; you got you a real prospect this time around -- and she comes with dominatrix boots.


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