Congress Falls Out Of Love With Tiger Woods

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Congressman Joe Baca loves golf! So much so that earlier this year, he decided to use his Powers to arrange a fancy meeting with Tiger Woods (and possible autograph session??): by awarding him the Congressional Gold Medal, Congress' top civilian honor. Baca's legislation was never moved on in Committee, and now Baca has officially killed it, due to recent revelations that Tiger Woods has had sex with most porn stars and cocktail waitresses in America. Poor Joe Baca! Another innocent childhood, destroyed. [The Hill]

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