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Congress To Censor Old Man Penis Ads, Maybe

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This is a Good Bill, in Congress, this "Families for ED Advertising Decency Act." It "would force advertisements for products like Cialis and Viagra to only broadcast between 10 p.m. and 6 a.m." Yes, do that. Every other commercial these days is some pharmaceutical company showing a couple of Olds dancing in their vegetable garden or whatever, the message being, "THIS'LL GET YER DICK UP GOOD." Vulgar. VULGAR. Also please ban... all other commercials, or at least the ones with "Baby Got Back" in them. Yeah. Uhhh... after the jump, a video of Bob Dole falling off a stage!


This is the sort of comedy you find when you google "viagra bob dole."

[The Hill]

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BREAKING ACHTUNG EVERYBODY CRY AND PANIC AND HAVE ROLLICKING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE, BECAUSE ROBERT MUELLER DID THE THING.

We don't know what the thing means yet, but we know that he gave the thing to Attorney General Bill Barr, who is presumably looking at the thing right now. Donald Trump is at Mar-a-Lago, so he does not have the thing, because NO THING FOR ILLEGITIMATE PRESIDENTS. Studies show that according to sources close to the investigation who may or may not be close to the investigation, we might have some real information on what is inside the thing sometime this weekend.

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Whatcha doin' down there at Mar-a-Lago, Mister Normal President Of America?

OK ... huh?

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