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Congress To Censor Old Man Penis Ads, Maybe

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This is a Good Bill, in Congress, this "Families for ED Advertising Decency Act." It "would force advertisements for products like Cialis and Viagra to only broadcast between 10 p.m. and 6 a.m." Yes, do that. Every other commercial these days is some pharmaceutical company showing a couple of Olds dancing in their vegetable garden or whatever, the message being, "THIS'LL GET YER DICK UP GOOD." Vulgar. VULGAR. Also please ban... all other commercials, or at least the ones with "Baby Got Back" in them. Yeah. Uhhh... after the jump, a video of Bob Dole falling off a stage!


This is the sort of comedy you find when you google "viagra bob dole."

[The Hill]

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I wasn't ready for Koko the gorilla to die. She was just 46, so still young well past the upper age limit for a gorilla, but I'll miss her. She loved cats, told mildly amusing jokes, and put up with people, so she was a lot like your weird aunt.

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Donald Trump held one of his televised cabinet meetings today in which he railed about the terrible Democrats who forced the current border crisis (at a time when illegal border crossings are actually lower than usual). In what's sure to be his favorite phrase on Twitter for the next few days, Trump blamed "extremist open-border Democrats" for all the problems he brought on himself with his family separation policy, and explained that Democrats were simultaneously hurting illegal immigrants AND the rest of America by forcing Normal America to accept Central Americans who fled to the US. It made loads of sense! And then things got ... less so.

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