Conrad 'First Class' Burns Puts Wife In Coach, Kids In Trunk, Taxi Drivers In Gitmo

Flies first class by day, kills at night ... - WonketteMontana's wackiest politician is in trouble again -- this time for sticking his wife in Coach with the poor people while he flew in luxurious First Class.

Worse, the crazy old firefighter-hating senator had his wife stuck in an Emergency Exit row, so she'd be first to die after an emergency landing.

Partisans are seizing the opportunity to paint Burns as a sexist, but we're giving him the benefit of the doubt: Conrad Burns just hates his wife.

GOP Senator flies first class, while wife 'stuck' in coach [Raw Story/Roll Call]


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