Conspiracy theories

When MyPillow Guy Is Correct, He Is CORRECT

Not exactly sure what he's saying here, but it seems right.

Zachary Petrizzo is the Salon reporter who goes deep into crazytown to learn all the newest and hottest conspiracy theories of the day, and he especially is a chronicler of Mike Lindell AKA the MyPillow Guy. Petrizzo ALWAYS knows the hottest MyPillow Guy scoops before everybody else does.

So we don't know where he was last night, or where Lindell was. Whether there was an event, or whether Lindell was doing an 86-hour livestream for the ages, but Petrizzo witnessed it, and reports back, ohhhhhh, he reports back.

It is something about ... bath towel conspiracy?

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Conspiracy theories

Dan Bongino Threatens To Cancel Culture Himself Over Vaccine Mandate, OH NOES!

Boy, bye!

Screw you guys! Dan Bongino is taking his ball and going home. He's not going to shout inanities on the radio if THE MAN forces him to get the devil shot. Because no one owns the Bong! He's nobody's slave and he's not going to put up with some corporate pinhead telling him what to do with his body, dammit.

Except ...

As the Daily Beast reports, Bongino is already vaccinated. So Cumulus Media's August 12 announcement that all employees would have to get at least one shot before October 11 had exactly zero effect on him personally. Bongino is threatening to break his contract with Cumulus, which distributes his daily 12-3 stream of consciousness rant through its subsidiary Westwood One, because other employees have been fired because they refuse to get the coronavirus shot.

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2022 midterms

Trump Threatens To Tank GOP In Midterms If Party Fails To Pucker Up And Kiss His Ass

You make a deal with the devil, he's gonna come collecting.

Donald Trump, the parasite devouring the Republican party from within, has a warning about the 2022 midterms.

"If we don't solve the Presidential Election Fraud of 2020 (which we have thoroughly and conclusively documented), Republicans will not be voting in '22 or '24," he whined last week on his mommyblog. "It is the single most important thing for Republicans to do."

And Mitch McConnell popped another antacid. Because for Ol' Yertle, the most important thing is not relitigating 2020 for all eternity. He wants to win back both houses of Congress, and he can't do it if the Madman of Mar-a-Lago keeps telling the base to boycott the polls.

Yesterday the New York Times reported on an internal GOP survey of voters in Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene's Georgia House district, which The Cook Political Report rates as R+28.

The internal survey found that 5 percent of Republican voters said they would sit out the 2022 election if the state of Georgia did not conduct a forensic audit of the 2020 election — a demand that some of Mr. Trump's hard-core supporters have made. Another 4 percent said they would consider sitting out the election absent an audit.

The possibility that nearly 10 percent of Republicans could sit out any election — even one in a solidly red district like the one held by Ms. Taylor Greene — was something Republican strategists said they found alarming.

Which jibes with the results of January's Senate runoffs when Republicans got pissed off and stayed home, handing the Senate to Joe Manchin. Which sucks mightily, but is certainly better than the alternative. (Shut up, yes it is. We're getting two more excellent judges confirmed this afternoon.)

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coronavirus

What Do We Think This Lady's Airplane COVID Ted Talk Was Going To Be About?

She was cuffed and escorted away before she could make her point.

One of the joys of the modern age is that we can all experience the thrill of watching people losing their shit on a plane from the comfort of our own home. Like this one lady, whose name and identity we may never know, who brought a microphone for the purpose of getting up, interrupting someone's viewing of School of Rock and delivering some kind of big, rousing speech about COVID, after which she surely imagined everyone would slow clap. Her whole speech was captured on video and posted to TikTok by singer/songwriter Jawny.

Sadly, we have no idea what she was actually planning to go on about because she was handcuffed and hauled away before she could get to her point, whatever that was going to be.

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