Advisers had been begging Kerry to respond to attacks regarding his failure to eat babies for weeks. Finally, he steps forward, with a new lust for child flesh and a new slogan: "The W stands for wrong: wrong choices, wrong judgment, wrong way to eat babies."

[AP Photo/Gerald Herbert]

---

Affleck and Bush Go Head-to-Head [Wonkette]

Consuming the Next Generation, Round Two [Wonkette]

Consuming the Next Generation: Round Three [Wonkette]

Consuming the Next Generation: Round Four [Wonkette]

Consuming the Next Generation: Round Five [Wonkette]