The Rocky Mountain News has a story about a woman who was stopped by a cop who objected to her "Fuck Bush" bumpersticker. We totally thought guys were into girls who did that.
The woman in question said "she put the sticker on her truck because she disagrees with Bush's stance on homosexuality," which is weird, because as far as we know, he's fine with clam-banging. Just no butt stuff. Because that's gay. Speaking of which, we feel totally bad for the policeman. Not only was the "sticker stuck in [his] craw" -- we were told that couldn't happen -- but now he's the "subject of a probe." Maybe that's to help get it out.