Seriously, what the fuck? Are we going to have to actually go out and find a print copy of the Times today? Should we look for a Marian Kester Coombs byline?

At least it's below-the-fold. You can't accuse the Wash Times of being insensitive. Just batshit insane.

Update: Oh. That explains it. Sort of. We're guessing they're one of the few non-German papers to run this story on the front page, of course.

The Washington Times Front Page Image [WT]

Berlin Stunned by Director's Nazi Rally [Telegraph]