Such an exciting surprise guest appearance at the Conservative Political Action Conference! Matt Drudge, our own personal hero and the internet's dirtiest gossip -- and the only reason we ever watch C-SPAN -- showed up for Ann Coulter's speech, according to Real Wonkette. (Of course, she forgot to bring me back a lock of what little remains of his beautiful hair. Oh Matt, my little quiche...)
So sweet of him to show! Just to keep ol' Ann company up on stage during this difficult time -- we do realize she's out of her element at CPAC, as she hasn't been around that many heterosexual men in years. —C.S.