CPAC Epilogue: Giant Newt Gingrich Turd Found In Bathroom Stall
Our CPAC mental sodomy adventures can best be summarized in the above "flipcam" footage, filmed at great personal risk during a Friday night CPAC sexytime party: Newt Gingrich's latest (?) choose-your-own Homosexual Agenda Adventure paperback was discovered in a tampon receptacle. Meanwhile, we were drunk and just cold pissin', to help set the mood. The end/sorry about this.