We wish we could institute a Craigslist personals ban, but as long as there are horny Washingtonians making baroque sexual demands, we will continue to link to them. Our latest find has someone looking for a partner to fulfill a "kinky fantasy of having sex on a powerful man's desk." Since the pervert in question only works for a Congressman, we assume the partner will also be providing the desk.

Bang on a Congressman's Desk - m4w - 27 [Craigslist]