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Craigslist Blind Item: Jilted Campaign Staffer

Bitter alleged former mistress of 2004 election campaign director threatens to tell all:


To make matters worse, he was the campaign director and was a reference on my resume, but now refuses because he said he would be "uncomfortable" with that. Sure wasn't uncomfortable with it while we were sleeping together. Also said he would help me find a job,.....still unemployed! I have VERY compromising photos and e-mails from him and am SOOO tempted to post on a web-site or send to our campaign alumni site, or e-mail his gf and tell her I was not the first he cheated with, just the first time he got caught (Pam in Little Rock, AR last Feb?)
Girl clearly needs some serious Dr. Phil time. But God, we miss mid-2004. Who didn't have a mistress or three in those heady pre-election days?

Don't Date Your Boss!!! [Craigslist]

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'Miga and Carlos' by Wonkette Operative 'Chica'

It's Father's Day, which means it's time for Yr Dok Zoom and his son to go to brunch and check out the downtown Boise Father's Day Car Show so we can ooh and ah over the very same Corvettes 'n' Mustangs 'n' lovingly-restored classic cars that are there every year, and I will probably once again point at the '68 Beetle converted to run on electricity and say, "Oh look, a Voltswagen!" Traditions matter. (Kid Zoom is 22, so I may also/instead meet him for cocktails later like grown up human people.)

Don't worry about any deep thoughts on the Meaning of Fatherhood here -- we're just going to enjoy the goofy side of dadding, which as far as I'm concerned is the best thing I've done with my time. Especially since my role model for parenting was the unnamed Dad from "Calvin and Hobbes."

As any fool knows, ice rises to the top of liquids because it's cold, and just wants to be closer to the sun so it can warm up. It's all in the book you get when you become a father.

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