Crazy Conspiracy Theory of the Day: The Rayburn Cover-Up

spieslikeus.jpgRemember the pneumatic hammer attack last week that shut down the entire Capitol complex? Turns out, not a hammer: leftover War of 1812 grudge.

Bush administration officials operated Memorial Day weekend damage control to cover up the deaths of three foreign intelligence operatives--two British and one French--involved in a Friday morning shootout in the House of Representatives parking garage.

The altercation turned into an exchange of automatic weapons fire over a pouch containing evidence files documenting an operation to bomb the rail system along the Northeast corridor on Thursday--with the full knowledge of George W. Bush and British Prime Minister Tony Blair who was in Washington while the operation was being hatched.

The Israelis are involved somehow, too. Oh, and they were all on their way to arrest Tony Blair and make him appear before Patrick Fitzgerald's grand jury. Yep. Blair was whisked to Andrews Air Force Base, screaming "they can't do this" as they threw him on a jet. Also, they toss in WatergateGate and some hookers. Covering all the bases here.

Don't you wish you got blast emails half as entertaining as ours?

Feds: 3 dead as U.S., French agents seized British evidence in covered up Capitol Hill gunfight []


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