Crazy Person: Soy Will Turn You Gay
If you've been on the internet today, someone has forwarded you this charming World Net Daily editorial on how the communists are sapping our precious bodily fluids through soy. Making fun of it is pretty much out of the question, not because everyone else has already had a crack at at, but because the damn headline is "A devil food is turning our kids into homosexuals." That is not a Babel Fish translation.
To mock it is futile, so instead, we will just point you towards this earlier column by the same gentleman in which he compares the holocaust to women buying too many shoes.
Enjoy! His archives are a treat.