CREW Lists 22 Most Corrupt Lawmakers, 2 Grossest
The funniest thing about CREW's annual (only annual? We feel like we've seen four of these lists this year alone) list of the most corrupt congresspeople is that you can apparently make the "Dishonorable Mention" list just by fucking a whore or trying to fuck a cop. And congratulations to the token Democrats on the list, William Jefferson, Alan Mollohan, John Murtha, and David Scott. HOW COME TWO OF THEM ARE BLACK, HUH? Congratulations also to California, our most corrupt state. Better luck next time, New Mexico!