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  • If universal health care doesn't scare the shit out of you, just imagine if there was a public option for extinguishing fires, and rescuing kittens from tree branches! Are your panties wet with horror? [Matt Yglesias]


  • Next time you play a game of Guess Who, ask this winning question: "Is your person a birther?" If your opponent says "no," you can eliminate 58% of the Republicans, and then the only people left will be the one black lady and that bald guy with the beard. [Think Progress]

  • Ancient Turd Blossom Lou Dobbs just can't shut up about how Barack Obama was never born, so it looks like it's time for another Bristol Scale classification! Poopy-Lou is probably a Type Two, "Like a sausage but with cracks on its surface." [AMERICAblog]

  • Nothing says "Happy Friday" like a pregnant woman getting Police-tasered at a Baptism celebration. Thanks for the memories, America! And the court-ordered therapy. [Something Awful/YouTube]

  • The RedState furry convention begins TONIGHT! And who will be this evening's keynote speaker? The famous Waterloo hero Jim "The Duke of Wellington" DeMint, who will discuss the tactical uses of dragoons and other topics concerning modern military strategy. [RedState]

  • Your preposterous vocab list for the week. Pop quiz on Monday. [Paul Slansky]

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