Daily Briefing: All Ye Who Enter
* House Democrats establish exact dates for "America's defeat in Iraq and capitulating to terrorism." [ WP , NYT , LAT ]
* Guantánamo Bay may be the only place where having fewer lawyers isn't better. [ NYT ]
* All the cool kids are getting subpoenas these days. [ NYT ]
*Paul Wolfowitzis desperate to stay in an organization where everyone hated him before he stole money from starving children to give to his ho. [ NYT ]
*John McCain'scampaign announcement media-blitz reminds the country he's running and why not to vote for him. [ WP , NYT ]
* Obvious White House violations of the Hatch act during the last election are hardly news at this point. [ WP ]
* New Hammmsher goes gay. [ WP ]
* Having secrets makes Intelligence agencies want to touch themselves. [ NYT ]