Daily Briefing: Do Not Pass Go

* Jury sheds no tears for Scooter. [WP, NYT]

* And if he pulls up next to President Bush at a red light, it won't be to ask for Grey Poupon. [LAT]

* Americans still asking Dick Cheney, "Where you at, big dawg?" [NYT]

* Bob Dole's long experience nipping and tucking combined with Donna Shalala's ability to crush the spirits of low wage workers will make them the perfect Walter Reed study super-duo. [WP, NYT]

* Fired US Attorneys should count their lucky stars the "threats" they faced weren't knocked-out kneecaps or cement shoes. [WP, LAT]

* Steny Hoyer so bored with Iraq funding debate he can't think of anything but those delishus Dunkin Munchkins. [NYT]

* Grassroots group pesters the FCC on transfer of power to "big media." [WSJ]

* If the Pentagon can't sell airplanes to Iran then government employees can't invest there either, it's only fair. [USAT]


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