* House Iraq wrist-slap resolution day is today. Thanks to Harry Reid, Senate will be voting tomorrow while you drink. [WP, WP, NYT]

* The, "and then what" part of the resolution still escapes Democrats. [LAT]

* Other troop surge, in that other war, couldn't get a Senate vote on a Wednesday if they promised a bowl of navy bean soup for showing up. [WP, NYT]

* Shady dealings of Nevada Governor Jim Gibbons still lack hookers. [WP, NYT]

* Condoleezza Rice was this close to a Palestinian-Israeli peace deal. [USAT]

* Start stockpiling water and granola bars now - the "Y2K7DSTFU" is upon us! [WSJ]

* The blood-thirsty congress-murdering rhetoric of Abraham Lincoln. [WP]