Daily Briefing: Senators, Lift Up Your Weary Heads!
* Henry Waxman is the Eliot Ness to Dick Cheney's Al Capone. [NYT]
* Making less than $100K a year qualifies as "American Poor," with all the paltry handouts to which you are entitled. [WSJ]
* Sexy astronaut love triangle features adultery, assault, diapers. [LAT]