Daily Briefing: Sore

* Alberto Gonzales spends five hours holding his ankles in a senate hearing, and all President Bush has to say is that he's "pleased." [WP, NYT, LAT]

* The Machiavellian machinations of Paul Wolfowitz: dude tried to bump off his girlfriend in 2003 by getting her sent to Iraq. [NYT]

* Pro-life virgins masturbating furiously at the hope of new abortion restrictions. [NYT]

* DC Voting rights bill passes House, won't pass shit else - sorry Utah. [WP, NYT]

* Harry Reid announces his hatred for the troops, America, apple pie, baseball, and moms. [NYT]

* Again with the God damn wall-building. [LAT]

* Americans are overcoming their "skeptical attitudes toward scientists," almost a third now believe global warming exists. [WP]


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