Daily Briefing: Sore
*Alberto Gonzalesspends five hours holding his ankles in a senate hearing, and allPresident Bushhas to say is that he's "pleased." [ WP , NYT , LAT ]
* The Machiavellian machinations ofPaul Wolfowitz: dude tried to bump off his girlfriend in 2003 by getting her sent to Iraq. [ NYT ]
* Pro-life virgins masturbating furiously at the hope of new abortion restrictions. [ NYT ]
* DC Voting rights bill passes House, won't pass shit else - sorry Utah. [ WP , NYT ]
*Harry Reidannounces his hatred for the troops, America, apple pie, baseball, and moms. [ NYT ]
* Again with the God damn wall-building. [ LAT ]
* Americans are overcoming their "skeptical attitudes toward scientists," almost a third now believe global warming exists. [ WP ]