* President Bush to announce new grant program for states tonight that will provide health insurance for all legal citizens who talk proper American. [WP, NYT]


* Pies baked for previous SOTUs remain in sky. [WSJ]

* Nancy Pelosi marks her territory on John Dingell's desk, then tells him what to think about climate change. [WP]

* A jury of Scooter Libby's peers: white women who read a lot of Us Weekly -- cause the stars are just like us! [WP, NYT]

* Classy casino owner gives $1 million classy dollars to ever classy Newt Gingrich. [WP]

* Public campaign financing sounds too much like welfare to Hillary Clinton. [WP, NYT]

* John Warner's just happy to have a reason to talk to the microphones again. [WP, NYT, USAT]

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